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Txt un: captain marvel

[chewiedout]

what’s a girl gotta do to get a Dino invite Gabby?

[honeybadgerer]

I thought you'd just drop in! Fences don't exactly keep you out.

But you should come!

[chewiedout]

You’re not wrong. I’ve been told it’s rude though.

I’ll drop by on Wednesday when I’m in town.

[honeybadgerer]

Awesome! See you there!

text; un: Accelerator; backdated to during October

[levelshift]

I'm getting dragged trick-or-treating on Halloween in Central. You want to come?

[honeybadgerer]

Do you not like halloween?

But yeah I'll come.

[levelshift]

I don't celebrate it. It's not a common holiday in Japan.

Fine. Get a costume and I'll meet you outside the hotel at 7.

[honeybadgerer]

That's a shame. Nothing beats free candy.

Okay!

[levelshift]

I don't care about that. If I want candy I can just buy some at a store.

[He's such a killjoy.]

[honeybadgerer]

Booooring.

[levelshift]

That's me. I'm a boring person.

[honeybadgerer]

That's not something to be proud of.

[levelshift]

[That's no problem, there's nothing about himself that he's proud of!]

Yeah? Duly noted. I'll quit being proud of it right away.

[honeybadgerer]

🤮

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[levelshift]

[A few days after Christmas, Accelerator is sending a text.]

Yo, are you still at Arcadia? I have something to drop off.

sorry for the lateness!

[honeybadgerer]

Something to drop off?

Yeah I'm here.

No prob!

[levelshift]

Okay, give me an hour and I'll be over.

[True to his word, he'll be at Arcadia from Central in about an hour with a bag in his free hand.]

[honeybadgerer]

[ gabby waves him over. ]

Hey! What's up?

[levelshift]

[He walks on over, not wasting any time in pulling something out of the bag and shoving it into her arms.

It's a wolverine plushie.]

Here.

[honeybadgerer]

[ gabby blinks, looking down at it and back at him. ]

You got this for me?

[levelshift]

[The answer to her question is a definite 'yes', but this is causing him so much psychic pain all he can do is shrug indifferently and look annoyed.

(Somewhere, Last Order is having a sudden unexplainable meltdown.)]

[honeybadgerer]

[ she beams before giving him a big hug. ]

I love it!

[levelshift]

[akdfjflkjflskjwenewjkbr

That's about what goes through Accelerator's head as he bluescreens for several seconds. Once he regains his composure, he'll be making an attempt to (carefully) extricate himself from the hug.]

Then hug that thing, not me????

[(Somewhere, Last Order in wailing in despair due to an unexplainable sixth sense.)]

[honeybadgerer]

That's dumb. The plushie didn't buy itself and brought itself here as a present.

[ but she does pull back. ]

Thanks.

[levelshift]

[God, why does she have to bring logic and reason into this? He just grumbles and looks even more annoyed, because that's a lot better than showing embarrassment.]

Whatever. I only needed to drop that off, so I'm gonna go.

[He's glad she likes it! Just, holy shit, he was not prepared to get a hug in return.]

[honeybadgerer]

[ aw. he's embarrassed. ]

Okay. And thanks again!